Where Crap Quarterbacks Dominate

The game is simple. Choose a starting NFL QB each week (anytime before kickoff of the first game). The worse your QB performs, the better. There are only two categories- Most INTs and lowest Passer Rating. The two winners at the end of the year will win...something.

*You cannot use a quarterback more than once during the season. It's ok. There are a lot of bad ones out there, and many are sure to be injured or benched.



Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Week 12 Standings

Chris Weinke Conference


Cade McNown Division
1. Carolanne Wipfli (61.06)
2. Mike Frey (67.29)
3. Tor Ostrom (79.83)
4. Nell Higginbotham (87.47)
5. Rebecca Long (107.94)


Akili Smith Division
1. Robert Lussier (66.88)
2. Jake McClean (67.27)
3. Mike Brittingham (86.30)
4. Steve Boyd (89.28)
5. Casey Hedrick (122.37)


Tim Couch Division
1. Scott Vokoun (82.56)
2. Josh Anspach (85.44)
3. Tommy Murata (86.33)
4. Tom Landers (103.44)
5. David Bolthouse (134.88)

Rick Mirer Division
1. Sonny Fehlman (90.29)
2. Josh Burroughs (94.74)
3. Nikki Longbucco (127.05)
4. Carter Johnson (131.84)
5. Justin Wrightman (140.60)



Ryan Leaf Conference


Joey Harrington Division
1. Joe Boyd (79.97)
2. Adam Dreher (83.21)
3. Greg Levin (101.18)
4. Matt McCarrick (108.30)
5. Matt Schneider (112.68)



David Carr Division
1. Brian Jensen (89.18)
2. Joel Kretzinger (94.94)
3. Kyle Bierman (101.81)
4. Basti Fabricius (105.51)
5. Ryan Sapper (117.07)


Rex Grossman Division
1. Dustin Thomas (70.85)
2. Andy Howard (78.55)
3. Matt Schoenecker (105.09)
4. Mike O'Brien (106.62)
5. Bryan Engdahl (110.38)


JaMarcus Russell Division
1. Paul Markt (61.14)
2. Eli McCarrell (70.31)
3. Scott Hartley (74.21)
4. Dane Pugh (89.37)
5. Lee Kearcher (95.74)

Monday, November 22, 2010

Week 11 Standings

A list of participants who did not make a selection this week (please notify me if I am mistaken and I will make the necessary adjustments): Bierman, Bolthouse, Brittingham, Burroughs, Engdahl, Fabricius (sorry, I know you picked Jason Campbell, but you had already selected him. If I had seen it earlier I would have told you), Hedrick, Johnson, Kearcher, Kretzinger, Long, Longbucco, McCarrick, O'Brien, Sapper, Schneider, Shoenecker, Thomas, Wrightman

As you can see, that is damn near half of us which means that if you simply make your pick each week, there is a good chance you will climb the ladder and win the sweet sweet Tim Couch (or somelike) jersey.

Now on to the standings:

Chris Weinke Conference

Cade McNown Division
1. Carolanne Wipfli (61.49)
2. Mike Frey (71.59)
3. Tor Ostrom (83.95)
4. Nell Higginbotham (87.46)
5. Rebecca Long (103.47)

Akili Smith Division
1. Robert Lussier (68.60)
2. Jake McClean (69.86)
3. Mike Brittingham (81.09)
4. Steve Boyd (85.12)
5. Casey Hedrick (116.77)

Tim Couch Division
1. Josh Anspach (84.11)
2. Tommy Murata (85.06)
3. Scott Vokoun (87.96)
4. Tom Landers (99.52)
5. David Bolthouse (130.33)

Rick Mirer Division
1. Josh Burroughs (89.87)
2. Sonny Fehlman (93.72)
3. Nikki Longbucco (122.53)
4. Carter Johnson (126.30)
5. Justin Wrightman (135.42)


Ryan Leaf Conference


Joey Harrington Division
1. Adam Dreher (78.47)
2. Joe Boyd (81.75)
3. Greg Levin (96.84)
4. Matt McCarrick (103.53)
5. Matt Schneider (107.05)


David Carr Division
1. Brian Jensen (96.56)
2. Kyle Bierman (96.85)
3. Basti Fabricius (100.90)
4. Joel Kretzinger (103.17)
5. Ryan Sapper (111.81)

Rex Grossman Division
1. Dustin Thomas (77.25)
2. Andy Howard (81.83)
3. Matt Schoenecker (99.61)
4. Mike O'Brien (101.19)
5. Bryan Engdahl (104.92)

JaMarcus Russell Division
1. Paul Markt (64.62)
2. Eli McCarrell (74.47)
3. Scott Hartley (75.17)
4. Lee Kearcher (91.08)
5. Dane Pugh (96.02)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Week 10 Standings

Rough week this time around. Ten people rode Jon Kitna to 327 yards and 3 touchdowns against only one pick. Even the reliable Jimmy Clausen failed to throw an INT. Can you believe that only 8 participants have more INTs than TDs? I have to admit that I thought this game would be a lot easier. Unfortunately, there have been to many people forgetting to make a pick, and therefore, most of the numbers are skewed.

The list of people who failed to make a pick for week 10:

Bolthouse
Engdahl
Fehlman
Hedrick
C. Johnson
Kearcher
Kretzinger
Longbucco
McCarrick
O'Brien
Pugh
Sapper
Shoenecker
Thomas
Wrightman

If I am wrong with any of these names, please correct me. We have 4 weeks left until the playoffs and all it takes is another Todd Collins-like performance to turn this thing into high gear for most people- so don't forget this week!

And now for the standings:

Chris Weinke Conference 

Cade McNown Division
1. Carolanne Wipfli (62.70)
2. Mike Frey (73.97)
3. Tor Ostrom (83.18)
4. Nell Higginbotham (88.38)
5. Rebecca Long (98.67)

Akili Smith Division
1. Robert Lussier (70.29)
2. Jake McClean (71.53)
3. Mike Brittingham (75.50)
4. Steve Boyd (86.59)
5. Casey Hedrick (110.59)

Tim Couch Division
1. Tommy Murata (86.20)
2. Josh Anspach (87.34)
3. Scott Vokoun (90.36)
4. Tom Landers (104.14)
5. David Bolthouse (125.35)

Rick Mirer Division
1. Josh Burroughs (84.66)
2. Sonny Fehlman (97.78)
3. Nikki Longbucco (117.63)
4. Carter Johnson (120.14)
5. Justin Wrightman (129.64)


Ryan Leaf Conference


Joey Harrington Division
1. Adam Dreher (77.99)
2. Joe Boyd (85.11)
3. Matt McCarrick (98.40)
4. Matt Schneider (100.88)
5. Greg Levin (101.64)

David Carr Division
1. Kyle Bierman (91.50)
2. Basti Fabricius (95.96)
3. Joel Kretzinger (97.64)
4. Brian Jensen (102.22)
5. Ryan Sapper (106.06)

Rex Grossman Division
1. Dustin Thomas (69.69)
2. Andy Howard (83.89)
3. Matt Schoenecker (93.66)
4. Mike O'Brien (95.27)
5. Bryan Engdahl (98.96)

JaMarcus Russell Division
1. Paul Markt (67.11)
2. Scott Hartley (73.07)
3. Eli McCarrell (76.86)
4. Lee Kearcher (86.11)
5. Dane Pugh (99.58)

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sick Nasty!

I think that I would rather be concussed a dozen times over than go through this terrible, terrible freak injury.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Week 9 Standings

Chris Weinke Conference 

Cade McNown Division
1. Carolanne Wipfli (57.49)
2. Mike Frey (68.13)
3. Nell Higginbotham (82.49)
4. Tor Ostrom (83.86)
5. Rebecca Long (95.10)

Akili Smith Division
1. Robert Lussier (65.92)
2. Mike Brittingham (67.63)
3. Jake McClean (69.63)
4. Steve Boyd (83.55)
5. Casey Hedrick (103.73)

Tim Couch Division
1. Josh Anspach (83.30)
2. Scott Vokoun (86.39)
3. Tommy Murata (88.28)
4. Tom Landers (102.80)
5. David Bolthouse (119.87)

Rick Mirer Division
1. Josh Burroughs (84.14)
2. Sonny Fehlman (91.10)
3. Nikki Longbucco (112.27)
4. Carter Johnson (113.24)
5. Justin Wrightman (123.15)


Ryan Leaf Conference


Joey Harrington Division
1. Adam Dreher (79.18)
2. Joe Boyd (82.57)
3. Greg Levin (93.57)
4. Matt McCarrick (92.86)
5. Matt Schneider (106.50)

David Carr Division
1. Kyle Bierman (89.81)
2. Joel Kretzinger (91.62)
3. Basti Fabricius (97.21)
4. Brian Jensen (98.38)
5. Ryan Sapper (99.75)

Rex Grossman Division
1. Dustin Thomas (61.36)
2. Andy Howard (78.70)
3. Matt Schoenecker (87.16)
4. Mike O'Brien (88.82)
5. Bryan Engdahl (92.43)

JaMarcus Russell Division
1. Paul Markt (61.23)
2. Scott Hartley (64.06)
3. Eli McCarrell (71.92)
4. Lee Kearcher (80.77)
5. Dane Pugh (94.27)

Monday, November 1, 2010

Week 8 Standings

Chris Weinke Conference 

Cade McNown Division
1. Carolanne Wipfli (59.98)
2. Mike Frey (70.56)
3. Tor Ostrom (83.27)
4. Nell Higginbotham (84.80)
5. Rebecca Long (96.17)

Akili Smith Division
1. Robert Lussier (66.17)
2. Mike Brittingham (70.08)
3. Jake McClean (73.27)
4. Steve Boyd (82.81)
5. Casey Hedrick (96.08)

Tim Couch Division
1. Josh Anspach (86.72)
2. Tommy Murata (88.22)
3. Scott Vokoun (90.25)
4. Tom Landers (97.89)
5. David Bolthouse (129.74)

Rick Mirer Division
1. Sonny Fehlman (83.74)
2. Josh Burroughs (86.96)
3. Carter Johnson (105.45)
4. Nikki Longbucco (106.41)
5. Justin Wrightman (115.81)


Ryan Leaf Conference


Joey Harrington Division
1. Adam Dreher (82.81)
2. Joe Boyd (85.30)
3. Greg Levin (87.88)
4. Matt McCarrick (97.00)
5. Matt Schneider (98.24)

David Carr Division
1. Kyle Bierman (82.97)
2. Joel Kretzinger (85.06)
3. Brian Jensen (91.70)
4. Ryan Sapper (92.79)
5. Basti Fabricius (96.05)

Rex Grossman Division
1. Dustin Thomas (63.5)
2. Andy Howard (78.12)
3. Mike O'Brien (94.09)
4. Matt Schoenecker (94.47)
5. Bryan Engdahl (98.39)

JaMarcus Russell Division
1. Paul Markt (64.12)
2. Scott Hartley (66.10)
3. Eli McCarrell (69.90)
4. Lee Kearcher (78.72)
5. Dane Pugh (92.55)