Where Crap Quarterbacks Dominate

The game is simple. Choose a starting NFL QB each week (anytime before kickoff of the first game). The worse your QB performs, the better. There are only two categories- Most INTs and lowest Passer Rating. The two winners at the end of the year will win...something.

*You cannot use a quarterback more than once during the season. It's ok. There are a lot of bad ones out there, and many are sure to be injured or benched.



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Year in Review

As we approach the final week of the NFL season, let us reflect on this noble, yet partially flawed experiment we like to call: "Leave it Delhomme: Crappy QB Suicide Pool." Come to think of it, the name itself was one of the problems. It's clunky. It sucks. I mean, it is not a true suicide pool to begin with right? Since no one is bounced until the playoffs. Many dilemmas we're solved along the way including: "What if my guys gets hurt?" "What if so and so doesn't start?" and "Why haven't you kept an updated list of all the picks I made?" Still, a better game name was never decided upon.

For many of the 40 competitors the story of the season was the same (I was begged to join, made a few picks when reminded the first couple of weeks, forgot, then lost interest and crapped out). However,I suspect that the few who persevered each experienced a unique journey filled with surprise, intrigue and pure elation (Todd Collins anyone?).

My Week 1 selection was Vince Young, one of many big name QBs who ended up missing a significant portion of the season. He posted a PER upwards of 140 for me and set me in last place. As the weeks wore on I climbed my way all the way back into the hunt, thanks in no small part to everyone in my division losing interest and failing to make a selection. It got so I thought I actually had a shot in the playoffs last week and narrowed my list down to twelve potential candidates. I then evaluated each player based on the following categories: 1. Are they playing a team with a good pass defense? 2. Does their opponent have something to play for? 3. Are they on the road? 4. Will the game be played in bad weather? 5. Does their team have a good running game? I finally decided on Carson Palmer over Colt McCoy (who burned me once earlier in the year). Carson put up a near perfect rating and totally screwed me.

Anyway, enough about me and onto the awards:


MVP (participant) Carolanne Wipfli's husband
Of course she made the picks herself! Girls understand everything that goes down in a football match.


MVP (player) Jimmy Clausen
Did you know he only threw two touchdown passes all year? Two!
Runner up: Derek Anderson ("I put my heart and soul into this! Nothing's funny!")


Could Have Been a Contender Award: Joel Kretzinger
Joel crapped out on us, but every time he made a pick, he was spot on.
Runners up: Matt Schneider, Dustin Thomas


The Tom Brady Award: Basti Fabricius
Unlike most participants with high numbers, Basti (and btw this is bullshit that I am calling you Basti, you are Sab) made a selection every week. He just made the wrong ones. I remember one particularly bad Jason Campbell week.
Runner Up: Mike Brittingham
On the flip side, Mike was like bizarro Tom Terrific in that he couldn't throw a touchdown pass (good for our league of course). I think he made it almost to week 10 which is pretty astounding. Of course, Mike's wife went ahead and gave birth during the season and he was never heard from again.


The Brett Favre Award: Robert Lussier
My father in law asked me to join and I was skeptical because I thought no way in the world he would make a pick every week. Sure enough, he ends up coming through with a selection every week and was working all the younger kids with one of the best scores in the league. He had a high seed for the playoffs and neglected to make a pick.
Runner Up: Mike Frey
This wily veteran put up solid numbers, but just couldn't seem to catch up to Carolanne's husband.

Performance of the Year: Todd Collins Week 5 6/16 32 yards OTDs 4INTs 6.2 PER
Runner Up: Jason Campbell Week 6 8/21 83 yards OTDs 2INTs 10.7 PER
A lot of people cashed in with Collins' epic fail, but only Dustin Thomas followed it up with Campbell the following week.

Finally, congrats to Paul Markt of the Ryan Leaf Conference and Josh Anspach of the Chris Weinke Conference for making it to the Toiled Bowl. Looking forward to hearing your selections for the big game. Who will the Tim Couch jersey go to?

Lastly, the season in pictures (I'll add some more that are on my work computer tomorrow)...










Toilet Bowl Showdown!

#1 Seed
Paul Markt



Versus



#2 Seed
Josh Anspach


Friday, December 24, 2010

Round 3 Playoff Assignments

Both #1 seeds selected Jimmy Clausen (the same pick that broke the hearts of two high seeds last week) who turned in a gross 33.2 PER in Pittsburgh Thursday night. It is going to take a near day-after-Christmas miracle for anyone to pass them, but with the QBs listed below, I would not be surprised. Here are the assignments and remember, only the lowest score from each conference will advance.

Weinke Conference

1. Wipfli- Jimmy Clausen (33.2)
2. Ostrom- Joe Webb (87.8)
3. Anspach- Colt McCoy (27.0)
4. Fehlman- Matt Hasselbeck (89.6)

Leaf Conference


1. Markt- Jimmy Clausen (33.2)
2. Hartley- Joe Webb (87.8)
3. Boyd- Carson Palmer (157.2)
4. Jensen- Ryan Fitzpatrick (37.1)

Monday, December 20, 2010

Round 3 Playoff Seeding

Weinke Conference

1. Wipfli
2. Ostrom
3. Anspach
4. Fehlman

Leaf Conference

1. Markt
2. Hartley
3. Boyd
4. Jensen

*Only the lowest PER from each conference advances to the finals. As a reminder, #1 seeds need only to choose the QB that they want, #2 seeds a list of two in order of preference, #3 seeds 3 and #4 seeds 4. You may choose a QB you have already used during the season, but please give me your selection by Saturday so that I can let everyone know who they are pulling for and against.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Round 2 Playoff Results

Weinke Conference

1. Frey- Matt Flynn (100.2)- ELIMINATED
2. McClean- Jimmy Clausen (107.6)- ELIMINATED
3. Ostrom- Matt Hasslebeck (28.9)- ADVANCED
4. Anspach- Rex Grossman (93.4)- ADVANCED
5. Fehlman- Joe Webb/Favre (44.89)- ADVANCED


Leaf Conference

1. Hartley- John Skelton (57.1)- ADVANCED
2. Thomas- Jimmy Clausen (107.6)-ELIMINATED
3. McCarrell- Rex Grossman (93.4)- ELIMINATED
4. Howard- Drew Stanton (91.3)- ELIMINATED
5. Boyd- Mark Sanchez (81.1)- ADVANCED
6. Jensen- Joe Webb/Favre (44.89)- ADVANCED
7. Fabricius- Chad Henne (86.9)- ELIMINATED

The lowest 3 Passer Efficiency Ratings from each conference will advance to round 3.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Round 2 Playoff Assignments

Weinke Conference

1. Frey- Matt Flynn
2. McClean- Jimmy Clausen
3. Ostrom- Matt Hasslebeck
4. Anspach- Rex Grossman
5. Fehlman- Joe Webb


Leaf Conference

1. Hartley- Skelton
2. Thomas- Jimmy Clausen
3. McCarrell- Rex Grossman
4. Howard- Drew Stanton
5. Boyd- Mark Sanchez
6. Jensen- Joe Webb
7. Fabricius- Chad Henne

The lowest 3 Passer Efficiency Ratings from each conference will advance to round 3.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Round 2 Playoff Seeding

Sort of an anti-climactic first round as everyone who submitted a score advanced. I kind of figured that would happen, but for those of you who read the fine print and understood every participant makes the playoffs, congrats.

Only three from each conference (not including the conference champs who have byes) will advance to round 3. Remember, if you are a number 5 seed, that means you need to send me a wish list of QBs with #1 being the guy you want the most. Be sure to put them in the correct order because if a higher seeded player selects your #1, you will get your #2. If your #1 and #2 are selected by a higher seed in your conference, I will move to your #3 and so on. Also, as a reminder, you can select QBs you have used during the season or even in a previous playoff round.

The seedings:

Weinke Conference
Carolanne Wipfli-bye (Regular Season Conference Champ)
1. Mike Frey
2. Jake McClean
3. Tor Ostrom
4. Josh Anspach
5. Sonny Fehlman

Leaf Conference
Paul Markt-bye (Regular Season Conference Champ)
1. Scott Hartley
2. Dustin Thomas
3. Eli McCarrell
4. Andrew Howard
5. Joe Boyd
6. Brian Jensen
7. Basti Fabricius

Should be a lot of fun this week. There are so many bad QBs out there that it really could go any way. Interested to see how it turns out.